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The words – the [i]words[/i], I say, that you shared sent me reeling. I find myself unbalanced in both the most literal and figurative of senses, staggered, falling, not to put too fine a point upon it, on the floor. That, or perhaps I’m blitzed out of my mind.
Fact: The blue chinchilla people of the frozen food aisle are invading as we speak.
Fact: Dan Brown’s popularity, while not the cause of the fall of western civilization, is certainly an indication of it.
Fact: Sleep deprivation is my favorite drug.
Fallacy: That is for you to determine.
Hmmm…I evidently do not know how to create italics.
I too share the same traits as you!
That is not a velociraptor. Firstly, it is too big to be a velociraptor, as all specimens unearthed have been no larger than a small-medium dog. However, you may have seen Jurassic Park as many times as I have and consider their larger cousin, Deinonychus, to be the true Velociraptor, as far as the “badass dinosaurs claim the badass names” rule is concerned. In that case, it is *still* not a velociraptor because it does not possess the large sickle claw characteristic of all the Dromaeosauridae. The hips are also not that of a theropod and Velociraptor’s wrists could not assume the position depicted in the cartoon (or jurassic park for that matter), but the above are my major quibbles.
I only impart to you this knowledge because the image is “banging” and I felt its description should do it justice.
Sincerely Yours,
Ignatious Chesterfield Thiselcock III
To be honest, I’m deeply ashamed of my lapse in judgment. In my joy, I didn’t conduct the in-depth fact-checking you’ve come to expect from this blog. I let my childlike sense of wonder take precedence over my journalistic integrity.
To show my commitment to truth, I will not be editing the image description in any way. This way, all future visitors will know my mistake and, hopefully, learn from it. In addition, it has come to my attention that my frequent changes to this page have caused the earlier comments to appear as insane non-sequiturs.
Today, ladies and gentlemen…I find myself pwned.